This summer, I plowed my way through four seasons of Friday Night Lights on Netflix in about a month. (I'll give you time to wonder about whether I have any friends whatsoever and how I could sit in front of the tube for that long, and rate my loserhood on a scale from Scotty Smalls in the first part of Sandlot to Steve Urkel. Good? Good!) By doing this, I introduced myself to a group of characters that immediately joined my Court of Fictional Friends alongside Howard Roark, Calvin, Hobbes, Roy Hobbs, Matthias from Redwall, Mufasa, Woody and Andy, and Moonlight Graham. The most important was Coach Eric Taylor, who led his teams into battle (and an uncanny amount of last-second wins), with his mantra of, "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
There's nothing sneaky about this phrase. It can be interpreted pretty easily. The coach is just telling the boys that being strong people is more important than being a strong football team. That they can't lose if they are upstanding individuals.
That's fine and good, but I'd like to break it down a little bit more.
Full hearts. If you would have told me to have a full heart five years ago, I'm not sure I would have thought that was possible. How can you have a full heart? Aren't there always more things to love? Can you really fill that container up? I now believe that I was on the right track, but I was picturing the container wrong. There's no finite amount of space to fill up - no box or bag or bucket that can eventually be 100% full. Instead, I'd like to reference a lecture that I received in one of my first classes at Notre Dame, a theology seminar. The professor compared the concept of "knowing God" to that of walking backwards out of a funnel.
You start in the spout, and from that point it looks like there's a pretty clear path out. There isn't much to the sides and you can more or less narrow everything down into a fairly well-defined, uncomplicated track. The light at the end of the tunnel is narrow. God is limited.
However, there's a point in time when everything clicks and you realize that God can't be that limited. That's the transition from the spout to the bowl of the funnel. From that point on, every step you take forwards makes the area surrounding you a little wider; the closer you get to understanding God, the more there is to understand. This paradigm means that the funnel can never end, as every time that you do take that step and you do understand, there's that much more that's uncovered and still has to be learned.
I believe that the same type of analogy is true of the heart. The more that we love, the more ability we have to love. The more full the heart gets, the wider the "container" gets. The more love we give, the more ability to love we have.
The only way to be able to do that, however, is with clear eyes.
I believe that one of the worst feelings in the world is regret. Pain goes away, sorrow clears up, anger dissipates, but regretting something can never be undone. What-ifs and I-wishes and could've-beens keep us awake far longer than I-miss-hers and screw-hims. Wouldn't you rather strike out with the bases loaded than let it be completely out of your control? If you have an open jumper at the end of the game would you really want to pass it to a teammate just to avoid the pain of missing?
Clear eyes means no regrets. Clear eyes means looking at someone and being able to tell them that there's nothing more you could do, nothing you would rather have done, and that you're proud of yourself. Clear eyes means that you don't have to look back at the past, but that you can see the present and the future without obstruction. And to me, clear eyes means one more thing:
Without clear eyes, it's hard to really see what's going on. It's easy to make judgments about people, about places, about situations. It's easy to think that you're always right. It's easy to overlook things.
Clear eyes means being able to see the world with an open mind. Clear eyes means being willing to understand people for who they are without blindly trying to classify them. Clear eyes means wanting to know and understand the world around you, the people who live in it, and the things that happen in it.
If we can look back without regrets, if we can see the past for what it was and the present for what it is, and if we can allow ourselves to see the unknown as it comes instead of assuming what it will be, if we can fill our hearts, and continue to fill them, if we can approach the world with a loving heart instead of a bitter one, I really don't think that it's possible to lose.
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Monday, August 1, 2011
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Two nights ago, I was told by someone I know that life is a question mark, that you can never be sure what's going to happen next, that it's one big mystery.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh...
I'll give her that you can never be totally sure of anything, but at the same time, she's making it sound like Mario Kart, where you get hit by lightning or tracked down by a turtle shell at least once every 60 seconds. Now, I don't know all that much about what's going on with her, but I can honestly say that none of those things have ever happened to me.
There are unknowns. There are lots of unknowns. In fact, there are very few knowns, and that's even if you count high probability assumptions, such as surviving the morning drive to work. These things are scary, some are terrifying, some make us stay awake at night, some make us doubt ourselves, and some seem insurmountable. In no way am I saying that there aren't question marks in life, but that doesn't automatically make life a question mark. We give out question marks when we run out of our own options, either when we don't have any ideas left or when we don't care enough to find out by ourselves. Is that really what we want to reduce life to?
What do you do? Well, you, you scared little ball carrier you, have options.
1. Stand still
2. Run at him
3. Try to avoid him
That's pretty much it. Now, there's a great chance that by doing any of these three things you're going to get clobbered, but at least in the second two you are in control of your own destiny. If you try to avoid him, you have a chance to get away. If you run at him and initiate contact, you have some control of where the hit's happening. If you stand there and leave it up to him, they'll have to peel you out of the Frozen Tundra.
This isn't something that a positive attitude can solve. This is something that only effort and passion and hope can solve.
A positive attitude wasn't going to get Andy DuFresne out of Shawshank. A positive attitude won't save your teeth if Clay Matthews is running at you. A positive attitude only works when coupled with hope, which my dictionary defines as "a feeling of expectation and desire for a certain thing to happen." Key word there? Expectation.
If we wait to see what the scary things are going to do to us, even if we have the best of attitudes, they will inevitably do something other than what we want, and while it may never result in us face-down in the Lambeau Field turf, it could cause other things that are just as bad emotionally, if not physically. On the other hand, if we take that fear and channel it, and decide that we're going to do something about it and keep it in our own hands, we can do absolutely no worse, and a lot of the time we can do a lot better. If we expect to come out ahead and we act like it, if we expect to break out of that prison and do something about it, if we expect to juke out that linebacker and start making some moves, there's a chance that we will, but if we sit around and wait to get hit by the scary unknown, the best case will never happen. Clay Matthews doesn't miss tackles. Shawshank doesn't let guys out because they feel bad for them.
We need to be bold, we need to expect excellence in the hopes that we will only fall as low as success, and we need to live life as an exclamation point, not a question mark. Exclamation points accomplish their purpose! Aren't question marks just waiting to get eliminated?
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh...
I'll give her that you can never be totally sure of anything, but at the same time, she's making it sound like Mario Kart, where you get hit by lightning or tracked down by a turtle shell at least once every 60 seconds. Now, I don't know all that much about what's going on with her, but I can honestly say that none of those things have ever happened to me.
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Milwaukee, apparently |
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Let's pretend that |
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Clay Matthews |
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is chasing you down. |
1. Stand still
2. Run at him
3. Try to avoid him
That's pretty much it. Now, there's a great chance that by doing any of these three things you're going to get clobbered, but at least in the second two you are in control of your own destiny. If you try to avoid him, you have a chance to get away. If you run at him and initiate contact, you have some control of where the hit's happening. If you stand there and leave it up to him, they'll have to peel you out of the Frozen Tundra.
This isn't something that a positive attitude can solve. This is something that only effort and passion and hope can solve.
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"Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe even the best of things, and no good thing ever dies" |
A positive attitude wasn't going to get Andy DuFresne out of Shawshank. A positive attitude won't save your teeth if Clay Matthews is running at you. A positive attitude only works when coupled with hope, which my dictionary defines as "a feeling of expectation and desire for a certain thing to happen." Key word there? Expectation.
If we wait to see what the scary things are going to do to us, even if we have the best of attitudes, they will inevitably do something other than what we want, and while it may never result in us face-down in the Lambeau Field turf, it could cause other things that are just as bad emotionally, if not physically. On the other hand, if we take that fear and channel it, and decide that we're going to do something about it and keep it in our own hands, we can do absolutely no worse, and a lot of the time we can do a lot better. If we expect to come out ahead and we act like it, if we expect to break out of that prison and do something about it, if we expect to juke out that linebacker and start making some moves, there's a chance that we will, but if we sit around and wait to get hit by the scary unknown, the best case will never happen. Clay Matthews doesn't miss tackles. Shawshank doesn't let guys out because they feel bad for them.
We need to be bold, we need to expect excellence in the hopes that we will only fall as low as success, and we need to live life as an exclamation point, not a question mark. Exclamation points accomplish their purpose! Aren't question marks just waiting to get eliminated?
Friday, July 22, 2011
Seeing the game from a new field
Whenever I tell people that I played baseball growing up, the first question most people ask is, "What position?" Simple question, simple answer, right? Ehhh...
The problem is that I didn't really have a position. Since 2002, when I was 11 and when kids really start getting locked into positions, I've been all over the place. Quick look: 2002 - SS for the Keystone Display Braves, 3B/1B for the Crystal Lake American Little League All-Stars. 2003 - SS for the Keystone Expos, 1B/C for CLALL. 2004 - 3B for the CL Cyclones. 2005 - 2B for the Cyclones. 2006 - RF for Crystal Lake Central, 2B for the Cyclones, 2007 - CF for CLC, 2B for the Cyclones. 2008 - RF for CLC, 2009 - LF for CLC. For those of you scoring at home, that's 6-5-3-6-3-2-5-4-9-4-8-4-9-7.
Now, every time I moved, the coach would always say, "it's great that you can play so many positions," which I'm pretty sure was only the first half of a sentence that should have ended with, "because you sure as hell don't excel at any of them."
So when I answer the question I always tell people that I moved around a lot, which is true, but also leaves me without a true identity and makes me sound like a tee ball player, ("Mom! I got to play six positions and we got juice boxes!") but I also take a lot of pride in it. Why? Because when circumstances changed, I was able to adjust in order to change with them.
One of the toughest things to do in the real world is to keep an open mind about things. It's much easier to entrench yourself in an opinion, a mindset, and an identity, and never give in to the concept that maybe, possibly, there are better options out there. Humans, it seems, are proud beings, stubborn beings, and defensive beings, which combines into the perfect storm of closed-mindedness. Why think when we can react? Why even bother listening to other people's opinions when we could ignore them and pound our own even deeper into our brains.
Truth is, nobody is absolutely, 100% correct about everything. Nobody knows how to solve every problem that's out there, nobody knows who God is, nobody knows how to completely stop Aaron Rodgers, nobody has written the best novel of all time, nobody has painted the best picture of all time, nobody knows why Tiger Woods betrayedElin Steve Williams, nobody knows the meaning of life, nobody knows who Jack the Ripper was, nobody knows why LeBron James is such a gigantic douche, nobody knows how I Can't Believe It's Not Butter can't be at least a little bit butter, and nobody knows how they get so much cheese into a Cheez-It. There are millions of theories on every topic, but not one is absolutely accepted by everyone because they're not facts.
So why do people insist that they do?
I know, I know. Proud, stubborn, defensive. But what do we gain from that? It's hard to put aside our personal pride sometimes, but when things change, be it in ourselves, the people we're interacting with, or our surroundings, if we stay stagnant we're going to become irrelevant. If I'm playing second and a better second baseman comes along, I won't play if I insist on being a second baseman. I'll get moved to the bench, and eventually get cut. But I can still play the game if I'm willing to move elsewhere. A "position change" doesn't have to be a total shift in mindset, it just means that we can be willing to adjust our perspective based on additional information.
I'm not saying that we shouldn't hold onto our opinions about things. Just because somebody disagrees doesn't mean that we should automatically change to agree with them. I just think that we should be open-minded enough to know that, chances are, our opinion isn't the strongest or best one out there. There are probably other things to consider, and it's okay to consider them. It's okay to believe that there might be better options out there than the one we have.
[Note from Mom]: "You should tie this into evolution. The most adaptable, not the strongest, are the ones who survive."
Brilliant woman, brilliant statement. And she's right. Dinosaurs, if you take the extreme example, were much more powerful than apes. A dinosaur could tear an ape to pieces. But they couldn't adjust to shifts in the climate, so they disappeared. They stuck to their cold-blooded, flesh-tearing guns and it didn't work, while apes were able to survive and turn into baseball players because they didn't have any one method of survival. I'm sure that their lifestyle pre-Ice Age was much different than the one they chose during the Ice Age, and they lived to tell the tale. The dinosaurs didn't adjust, got put on the bench, and then the Great Coach in the Sky decided that they ran out of innings.
The problem is that I didn't really have a position. Since 2002, when I was 11 and when kids really start getting locked into positions, I've been all over the place. Quick look: 2002 - SS for the Keystone Display Braves, 3B/1B for the Crystal Lake American Little League All-Stars. 2003 - SS for the Keystone Expos, 1B/C for CLALL. 2004 - 3B for the CL Cyclones. 2005 - 2B for the Cyclones. 2006 - RF for Crystal Lake Central, 2B for the Cyclones, 2007 - CF for CLC, 2B for the Cyclones. 2008 - RF for CLC, 2009 - LF for CLC. For those of you scoring at home, that's 6-5-3-6-3-2-5-4-9-4-8-4-9-7.
Now, every time I moved, the coach would always say, "it's great that you can play so many positions," which I'm pretty sure was only the first half of a sentence that should have ended with, "because you sure as hell don't excel at any of them."
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Young William not excelling in right field in 2008 |
So when I answer the question I always tell people that I moved around a lot, which is true, but also leaves me without a true identity and makes me sound like a tee ball player, ("Mom! I got to play six positions and we got juice boxes!") but I also take a lot of pride in it. Why? Because when circumstances changed, I was able to adjust in order to change with them.
One of the toughest things to do in the real world is to keep an open mind about things. It's much easier to entrench yourself in an opinion, a mindset, and an identity, and never give in to the concept that maybe, possibly, there are better options out there. Humans, it seems, are proud beings, stubborn beings, and defensive beings, which combines into the perfect storm of closed-mindedness. Why think when we can react? Why even bother listening to other people's opinions when we could ignore them and pound our own even deeper into our brains.
Truth is, nobody is absolutely, 100% correct about everything. Nobody knows how to solve every problem that's out there, nobody knows who God is, nobody knows how to completely stop Aaron Rodgers, nobody has written the best novel of all time, nobody has painted the best picture of all time, nobody knows why Tiger Woods betrayed
So why do people insist that they do?
I know, I know. Proud, stubborn, defensive. But what do we gain from that? It's hard to put aside our personal pride sometimes, but when things change, be it in ourselves, the people we're interacting with, or our surroundings, if we stay stagnant we're going to become irrelevant. If I'm playing second and a better second baseman comes along, I won't play if I insist on being a second baseman. I'll get moved to the bench, and eventually get cut. But I can still play the game if I'm willing to move elsewhere. A "position change" doesn't have to be a total shift in mindset, it just means that we can be willing to adjust our perspective based on additional information.
I'm not saying that we shouldn't hold onto our opinions about things. Just because somebody disagrees doesn't mean that we should automatically change to agree with them. I just think that we should be open-minded enough to know that, chances are, our opinion isn't the strongest or best one out there. There are probably other things to consider, and it's okay to consider them. It's okay to believe that there might be better options out there than the one we have.
[Note from Mom]: "You should tie this into evolution. The most adaptable, not the strongest, are the ones who survive."
Brilliant woman, brilliant statement. And she's right. Dinosaurs, if you take the extreme example, were much more powerful than apes. A dinosaur could tear an ape to pieces. But they couldn't adjust to shifts in the climate, so they disappeared. They stuck to their cold-blooded, flesh-tearing guns and it didn't work, while apes were able to survive and turn into baseball players because they didn't have any one method of survival. I'm sure that their lifestyle pre-Ice Age was much different than the one they chose during the Ice Age, and they lived to tell the tale. The dinosaurs didn't adjust, got put on the bench, and then the Great Coach in the Sky decided that they ran out of innings.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
"It seems delightful, but so unnecessary"
Three years ago this summer I was in Bloomington, IL for a baseball showcase (They told me I was a DIII level prospect, I didn't believe them, they were right) and my Dad and I stopped for dinner at the original Jimmy John's. Pretty cool to begin with, but the even cooler part was a sign on the wall. Anybody who's visited a Jimmy John's knows about all the funny signs (One in Milwaukee said "Hippies Not Welcome," or something to that effect) that riddle the walls, but this one was a little bit different. It was titled "How Much Is Enough?" and went like this:
The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
The Mexican replied, “only a little while.”
The American then asked why he didn’t stay out longer and catch more fish?
The Mexican said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs.
The American then asked, “but what do you do with the rest of your time?”
The Mexican fisherman said, “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life.”
The American scoffed, “I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat, and with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually, you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise.”
The Mexican fisherman asked, “But, how long will this take?”
To which the American replied, “15-20 years.”
“But what then?”
The American laughed and said that’s the best part. “When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions.”
“Millions?” asked the fisherman, “Then what?”
The American said, “Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evening, sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos!”
The moral of the story is no secret; why be stressed and miserable for years and years so that you can do what you love later if you can do what you love now?
I know, I know, it's pretty hard to eat Cheetos, drink Bud Heavy, sit on your couch, and watch the Golf Channel for your entire life without getting evicted, losing all your friends, having your parents think you're a slob, and having girls never talk to you, and that's the one thing that you truly excel at, but let me explain:
No matter what your dream job is, chances are that there are things you'd rather be doing, but those things also don't provide you with funds. What the Mexican man did was figure out a way to get all three into his day. He was good at fishing, loved fishing, and could get paid to fish, so he did it, and then used it to live a comfortable life with his wife and family. Could he have made more money doing something else? Yes. Could he have had a nicer boat? Yes. A bigger house? Yes. But what's the use? When our family visited friends in Australia, we were telling them about how whipped cream is sweet in the States (it's literally just "whipped cream" down under). One of the daughters seemed a little bit perplexed when she heard this, then finally said, "It seems delightful, but so unnecessary.."
Sure, the added sweetness seems nice, but if it's whipped cream you're looking for, doesn't unsweetened get the job done? If we really stretch the analogy, the added sugar will harm your body in the long run blah blah blah etc etc.
Unfortunately, that's a dangerous road to go down. Settling for less is never a good thing, and even if you like something, you're good at it, and you're getting paid, it doesn't necessarily mean that there isn't a better situation out there which you like more, you're better at, and you could get paid more. It also doesn't mean that we need to pretend that a situation is something that it isn't. I'm all for positive attitudes, but it's never good to pretend that you love something just because you're currently doing it. Finding the positives is a good thing, looking on the bright side is a good thing, but feigning passion always seems to lead to disaster.
One of my recent favorite songs is Doc Pomus, by Ben Folds, namely because of two wonderfully written lyrics (written by Nick Hornby).
1. "Out they pour, the hits and the misses."
2. "He could never be one of those happy cripples / The kind that smile and tell you life's okay."
Good things happen and bad things happen. That's unavoidable, but what is totally in our control is our reaction to them. If something comes along to cripple us, we don't have to just sit and take it. If we're stuck doing something we don't love, we don't just have to stay with the job. If somebody breaks our heart, we don't just have to feel sorry for ourselves. If things aren't okay, we need to do something to fix it, to try to find that dream combination of love and skill and support. It's always there.
The key is finding the right balance. Just because something is delightful doesn't mean it's unnecessary and just because something is unnecessary doesn't mean we have to settle and pretend it's delightful. Sometimes it's good to step back and say, "Why am I doing this? What am I looking to gain?" At age 60, the American executive and the Mexican fisherman would have had the same life, but life isn't always about destinations. A lot of the time it's about the journey.
The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
The Mexican replied, “only a little while.”
The American then asked why he didn’t stay out longer and catch more fish?
The Mexican said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs.
The American then asked, “but what do you do with the rest of your time?”
The Mexican fisherman said, “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life.”
The American scoffed, “I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat, and with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually, you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise.”
The Mexican fisherman asked, “But, how long will this take?”
To which the American replied, “15-20 years.”
“But what then?”
The American laughed and said that’s the best part. “When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions.”
“Millions?” asked the fisherman, “Then what?”
The American said, “Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evening, sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos!”
The moral of the story is no secret; why be stressed and miserable for years and years so that you can do what you love later if you can do what you love now?
I know, I know, it's pretty hard to eat Cheetos, drink Bud Heavy, sit on your couch, and watch the Golf Channel for your entire life without getting evicted, losing all your friends, having your parents think you're a slob, and having girls never talk to you, and that's the one thing that you truly excel at, but let me explain:
No matter what your dream job is, chances are that there are things you'd rather be doing, but those things also don't provide you with funds. What the Mexican man did was figure out a way to get all three into his day. He was good at fishing, loved fishing, and could get paid to fish, so he did it, and then used it to live a comfortable life with his wife and family. Could he have made more money doing something else? Yes. Could he have had a nicer boat? Yes. A bigger house? Yes. But what's the use? When our family visited friends in Australia, we were telling them about how whipped cream is sweet in the States (it's literally just "whipped cream" down under). One of the daughters seemed a little bit perplexed when she heard this, then finally said, "It seems delightful, but so unnecessary.."
Sure, the added sweetness seems nice, but if it's whipped cream you're looking for, doesn't unsweetened get the job done? If we really stretch the analogy, the added sugar will harm your body in the long run blah blah blah etc etc.
Unfortunately, that's a dangerous road to go down. Settling for less is never a good thing, and even if you like something, you're good at it, and you're getting paid, it doesn't necessarily mean that there isn't a better situation out there which you like more, you're better at, and you could get paid more. It also doesn't mean that we need to pretend that a situation is something that it isn't. I'm all for positive attitudes, but it's never good to pretend that you love something just because you're currently doing it. Finding the positives is a good thing, looking on the bright side is a good thing, but feigning passion always seems to lead to disaster.
One of my recent favorite songs is Doc Pomus, by Ben Folds, namely because of two wonderfully written lyrics (written by Nick Hornby).
1. "Out they pour, the hits and the misses."
2. "He could never be one of those happy cripples / The kind that smile and tell you life's okay."
Good things happen and bad things happen. That's unavoidable, but what is totally in our control is our reaction to them. If something comes along to cripple us, we don't have to just sit and take it. If we're stuck doing something we don't love, we don't just have to stay with the job. If somebody breaks our heart, we don't just have to feel sorry for ourselves. If things aren't okay, we need to do something to fix it, to try to find that dream combination of love and skill and support. It's always there.
The key is finding the right balance. Just because something is delightful doesn't mean it's unnecessary and just because something is unnecessary doesn't mean we have to settle and pretend it's delightful. Sometimes it's good to step back and say, "Why am I doing this? What am I looking to gain?" At age 60, the American executive and the Mexican fisherman would have had the same life, but life isn't always about destinations. A lot of the time it's about the journey.
Location:
The Cry
Friday, July 8, 2011
Brothers Need Brothers - Teammates in the Game of Life
A couple of weeks ago I wrote about how happy I was that the Mavs had won the NBA Finals, and more specifically, about how cool it was to see a bunch of teams full of foxhole guys reigning on the top of the American sporting world, especially when the most recent "defining moment" of that world was The Decision. That got me to thinking about how much I miss my teammates, and for the past three weeks I've been sitting on my couch watching videos of my Little League years, spraying cheez whiz straight into my mouth, looking at old pictures of my high school teams, and crying profusely. However, now that it's all out of my system (but not really), I have time to do other things, like thinking constructively on the issue.
With a few exceptions, all of the friends from high school that I have actively stayed in touch with through my first two years of college areformer teammates (about .4 seconds after writing that sentence I realized that there is no such thing as a former teammate). You see, teammates have a special relationship that can't just be created through any friendship. Teammates are stuck with each other. They can't jump ship, they can't choose new teammates, and they can't completely ignore each other. At least while they're on the field they have to interact in a working unit.
Over the course of a season, or, in the long term, a career, almost every team will hit both a hot streak and a slump, and on a smaller scale there will be hissy fits, incredible personal runs, game-losing screw-ups, game-winning plays, "Did you just see that?" greatness, "Did you just see that?" failures, and everything in between. Through all of the joy, pain, crap, and mediocrity, you learn to deal with these people in about every different setting imaginable, and the most important part is that, unless you perform the ultimate sacrilege and quit, you're stuck with them for months on end. I've stayed close with my teammates, even the ones that I wasn't super close to in high school, because I can go to them about any number of scenarios and they will know how to handle my emotional states. After seeing me spike helmets, perform borderline-flagrant fouls, cuss, laugh, cry, jump with joy, fall to my knees in pain, get injured, hit home runs, strike batters out, give up home runs, strike out at the plate, airball shots, hang my head, stick my chest out, draw charges, argue calls, shove teammates, hug teammates, and punch lockers, it's not that tough to read my feelings after a low GPA, a breakup, or a job offer. Sports, especially baseball, are based off of locker room chemistry more than I think anybody gives enough credit for anymore, and more than that, it's based on keeping each other even-keel. The highs can't get too high or you'll come crashing down. The lows can't get too low or you won't be able to rise out of it. If one person starts riding these, other people start riding these, and sooner or later you always end up on the bottom, so it's the job of teammates to make pull each other through anything; to tell them to flush a strikeout and move on, to give them a butt-pat after a home run and remind them to move on, to keep the player balanced so the team can be balanced.
What do I miss about sports? I miss the feel of the dirt, I miss the smell of the grass, I miss seeing curveballs snap into the strikezone, I miss stealing bases, and I miss hitting the ball on the sweet spot, I miss getting playing 32 of 32 minutes, I miss the mixture of pride and exhaustion, but most of all, I miss being on a team and I miss having teammates.
Luckily for me, I have two outstanding brothers.
Over the course ofa season, or, in the long term, a career a lifetime, almost every team family will hit both a hot streak have high times and a slump tough times, and on a smaller scale there will be hissy fits, incredible personal runs, game-losing seemingly life-altering screw-ups, game-winning plays moments of personal triumph, "Did you just see that?" greatness, "Did you just see that?" failures, and everything in between. Through all of the joy, pain, crap, and mediocrity, you learn to deal with these people in about every different setting imaginable, and the most important part is that, unless you perform the ultimate sacrilege and quit, you're stuck with them for months on end forever. I've stayed close with my teammates, even the ones that I wasn't super close to in high school, brothers, because I can go to them about any number of scenarios and they will know how to handle my emotional states. After seeing me spike helmets, perform borderline-flagrant fouls, cuss, laugh, cry, jump with joy, fall to my knees in pain, get injured, hit home runs, strike batters out, give up home runs, strike out at the plate, airball shots, hang my head, stick my chest out, draw charges, argue calls, shove teammates, hug teammates, punch lockers, punch them, throw temper tantrums, quit on them, bully them, tattle on them, support them, stand up for them, need them to stand up for me, after riding in cars with me, after waiting for me in the car while I puke away my carsickness, after crossing oceans with me, after insisting that I play one more inning, one more quarter, one more set of downs, after boxing with me, after singing with me, after hugging me, after watching me break down, after watching me exude cockiness, and after living with me for twenty years, it's not that tough to read my feelings after a low GPA, a breakup, or a job offer. Sports, especially baseball, Families are based off of locker room chemistry more than I think anybody gives enough credit for anymore, and more than that, it's based on keeping each other even-keel. The highs can't get too high or you'll come crashing down. The lows can't get too low or you won't be able to rise out of it. If one person starts riding these, other people start riding these, and sooner or later you always end up on the bottom, so it's the job of teammates brothers to make pull each other through anything; to tell them to flush a strikeout failure and move on, to give them a butt-pat after a home run success and remind them to move on, to keep the player brother balanced so the team family can be balanced.
As Dante Shepherd of SurvivingTheWorld.net so wonderfully states, "Life is a lot like a baseball game - You want your team to win, you want it to be a thriller, you don't want it to be called short on account of nature, and you wouldn't mind if it went into extra innings." In this game of life, it's nice to have some good teammates.
When I was little, I spent just about every second playing with my brothers. We'd pull out the Indians and the Orioles lineups and play series after series in the backyard; Michael always spotting me just enough runs to keep me interested but just few enough to still be able to come back. We'd throw elbows on the cement of the basement basketball court. We'd check each other into the drywall (the same drywall which I once threw a ping-pong paddle through). We'd never finish a single game of football without a fight breaking out. And it couldn't have been more perfect.
When I got to high school, it was Michael who took me under his wing. I was known as his brother and that wasn't a problem for me. He'd made a name for himself as hard-working, athletic, good-natured, and, as way too many of my female friends told me, a good looking dude. He was the one who took me out to the batting cages to hit after school with his teammates. He was the one who brought me to lift weights and play in open gyms. He was the one that showed me how much diligence had to be put into school work.
When Stuart got to high school, I tried to do the same thing, and I hope I succeeded. I feel like I did. Stuart and I got very close during my senior and his freshman years. We took care of each other. That's important. It's the constant that's held us together through all the years.
Michael and Stuart have been there for me through everything, and not just because they have to (at least I don't think that's why). When I broke up with my girlfriend of two years, it was Michael who gave me a hug and walked with me, even if I had trouble saying anything. When my baseball career ended, it was Michael and Stuart who were there to comfort me. When I got into Notre Dame, they were the ones I wanted to talk to. When I have philosophical issues, I go to Stuart. When they lost (Michael coaching, Stuart playing) a mere five wins away from the Little League World Series, I felt like I'd gotten kicked in the stomach too. They've been there for me for every single second, momentous or mundane, of my entire life, and I know that that will never change.
I brag about my brothers, I'm proud of my brothers, and I love my brothers. They are my heroes, they are my best friends, and they are rocks that I can build off of. When I graduate college, they'll be cheering. When I get engaged, they'll be the first to know. When my first kid is born, they'll be there to see. When that kid busts into the Majors they'll be wearing his uniform in the stands next to me. When I need someone to talk to they'll open up, when I don't want to talk they'll sit and wait with me. When I want to celebrate they'll be the ones popping the cork and dancing with me, when I want to mourn they'll each have an arm around me.
My brothers and I are stuck together for the rest of our lives, but that doesn't really matter. After being on the same team for so long, I don't think any of us would ever want to take our talents elsewhere. You see, we don't even really have a choice. Having been raised together, having learned to rely on each other, having come to trust each other and wanting to fight for each other and being ready to jump in the foxhole together, trying to operate without each other would be like trying to turn a 6-4-3 double play without two of the players. And that's what separates brothers from any other type of friend, from any other type of teammate, from any other type of relationship. That's what makes it special. One of the more regular readers of this blog (of the 6 or 7 that there are) asked me to write about what it means to be a brother, and I guess that I can't really give a prescription or a recipe for what to do, but I can tell you how I feel towards my brothers and about brothers in general.
Brothers don't just love their brothers. Brothers don't just appreciate having their brothers around. Brothers Need Brothers, and will continue to need them for the rest of this infinite ballgame.
With a few exceptions, all of the friends from high school that I have actively stayed in touch with through my first two years of college are
Over the course of a season, or, in the long term, a career, almost every team will hit both a hot streak and a slump, and on a smaller scale there will be hissy fits, incredible personal runs, game-losing screw-ups, game-winning plays, "Did you just see that?" greatness, "Did you just see that?" failures, and everything in between. Through all of the joy, pain, crap, and mediocrity, you learn to deal with these people in about every different setting imaginable, and the most important part is that, unless you perform the ultimate sacrilege and quit, you're stuck with them for months on end. I've stayed close with my teammates, even the ones that I wasn't super close to in high school, because I can go to them about any number of scenarios and they will know how to handle my emotional states. After seeing me spike helmets, perform borderline-flagrant fouls, cuss, laugh, cry, jump with joy, fall to my knees in pain, get injured, hit home runs, strike batters out, give up home runs, strike out at the plate, airball shots, hang my head, stick my chest out, draw charges, argue calls, shove teammates, hug teammates, and punch lockers, it's not that tough to read my feelings after a low GPA, a breakup, or a job offer. Sports, especially baseball, are based off of locker room chemistry more than I think anybody gives enough credit for anymore, and more than that, it's based on keeping each other even-keel. The highs can't get too high or you'll come crashing down. The lows can't get too low or you won't be able to rise out of it. If one person starts riding these, other people start riding these, and sooner or later you always end up on the bottom, so it's the job of teammates to make pull each other through anything; to tell them to flush a strikeout and move on, to give them a butt-pat after a home run and remind them to move on, to keep the player balanced so the team can be balanced.
What do I miss about sports? I miss the feel of the dirt, I miss the smell of the grass, I miss seeing curveballs snap into the strikezone, I miss stealing bases, and I miss hitting the ball on the sweet spot, I miss getting playing 32 of 32 minutes, I miss the mixture of pride and exhaustion, but most of all, I miss being on a team and I miss having teammates.
Luckily for me, I have two outstanding brothers.
Over the course of
As Dante Shepherd of SurvivingTheWorld.net so wonderfully states, "Life is a lot like a baseball game - You want your team to win, you want it to be a thriller, you don't want it to be called short on account of nature, and you wouldn't mind if it went into extra innings." In this game of life, it's nice to have some good teammates.
When I was little, I spent just about every second playing with my brothers. We'd pull out the Indians and the Orioles lineups and play series after series in the backyard; Michael always spotting me just enough runs to keep me interested but just few enough to still be able to come back. We'd throw elbows on the cement of the basement basketball court. We'd check each other into the drywall (the same drywall which I once threw a ping-pong paddle through). We'd never finish a single game of football without a fight breaking out. And it couldn't have been more perfect.
When I got to high school, it was Michael who took me under his wing. I was known as his brother and that wasn't a problem for me. He'd made a name for himself as hard-working, athletic, good-natured, and, as way too many of my female friends told me, a good looking dude. He was the one who took me out to the batting cages to hit after school with his teammates. He was the one who brought me to lift weights and play in open gyms. He was the one that showed me how much diligence had to be put into school work.
When Stuart got to high school, I tried to do the same thing, and I hope I succeeded. I feel like I did. Stuart and I got very close during my senior and his freshman years. We took care of each other. That's important. It's the constant that's held us together through all the years.
Michael and Stuart have been there for me through everything, and not just because they have to (at least I don't think that's why). When I broke up with my girlfriend of two years, it was Michael who gave me a hug and walked with me, even if I had trouble saying anything. When my baseball career ended, it was Michael and Stuart who were there to comfort me. When I got into Notre Dame, they were the ones I wanted to talk to. When I have philosophical issues, I go to Stuart. When they lost (Michael coaching, Stuart playing) a mere five wins away from the Little League World Series, I felt like I'd gotten kicked in the stomach too. They've been there for me for every single second, momentous or mundane, of my entire life, and I know that that will never change.
I brag about my brothers, I'm proud of my brothers, and I love my brothers. They are my heroes, they are my best friends, and they are rocks that I can build off of. When I graduate college, they'll be cheering. When I get engaged, they'll be the first to know. When my first kid is born, they'll be there to see. When that kid busts into the Majors they'll be wearing his uniform in the stands next to me. When I need someone to talk to they'll open up, when I don't want to talk they'll sit and wait with me. When I want to celebrate they'll be the ones popping the cork and dancing with me, when I want to mourn they'll each have an arm around me.
My brothers and I are stuck together for the rest of our lives, but that doesn't really matter. After being on the same team for so long, I don't think any of us would ever want to take our talents elsewhere. You see, we don't even really have a choice. Having been raised together, having learned to rely on each other, having come to trust each other and wanting to fight for each other and being ready to jump in the foxhole together, trying to operate without each other would be like trying to turn a 6-4-3 double play without two of the players. And that's what separates brothers from any other type of friend, from any other type of teammate, from any other type of relationship. That's what makes it special. One of the more regular readers of this blog (of the 6 or 7 that there are) asked me to write about what it means to be a brother, and I guess that I can't really give a prescription or a recipe for what to do, but I can tell you how I feel towards my brothers and about brothers in general.
Brothers don't just love their brothers. Brothers don't just appreciate having their brothers around. Brothers Need Brothers, and will continue to need them for the rest of this infinite ballgame.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Championship Teams
Two things:
1. Bill Simmons' new site, grantland.com, is excellent. I strongly recommend reading every article. And if you don't have time for that, just the ones by Simmons and Klosterman, and if you don't have time for that just the ones by Simmons, and if you don't have time for that, reevaluate your priorities. Thanks to morebaseball.com for the tip.
Moving on...
2. While being overpaid to stock shoes this morning, and still reveling in the scent of vanilla, choruses of angels (probably something having to do with Moses), soft summer breeze, and the faint sound of children laughing that have been following me (everybody? I can't be the only one, right?) since the Mavs beat the Heat, I realized that, although my father didn't accomplish the rare Quadruple Crown of having his favorite teams in the four major sports (Packers, Giants, Bulls, Blackhawks) holding championships, we did have a situation where every title that had been won in the past twelve months was won by teams that prided themselves on their team-first mentalities.
Now, because A) I don't really know enough about hockey to start putting pen to paper on it, and B) all hockey teams seem to be pretty unselfish, we're going to skip over the Blackhawks. I'm sorry. That leaves us with, in chronological order, the Giants, the Pack, and the Mavs.
After years of carrying around Barry Bonds in order to score more runs than other teams, the Giants finally felt guilty and decided to make up for it by not scoring any runs in the 2010 season.
That's actually an exaggeration, but the Giants did finish 17th in the majors in runs scored, the lowest of any playoff team. Instead, they rallied around their pitching, defense, a midget they found on the street named Cody Ross, a hobo living under the Golden Gate Bridge named Brian Wilson, and had a group meeting sometime in late August/early September to decide that they were the best team in the Majors and it would probably be fun to win the World Series. Try to name a star on that team. Sure, Wilson was good, but he could only pitch 1/9th of the innings. Lincecum was solid, but only had a few playoff starts. Ross hit well. Juan Uribe had some clutch at-bats. But get this: Edgar Renteria was the World Series MVP.
Let's let that sink in.
The man is 35, which isn't too old until you think about the fact that he abandoned his amateur status (which they should really give you a card to carry around for) at age 16, in 1992. The man has a lot of innings under his belt. The Giants stayed within themselves, played for themselves, believed in themselves, and won. Outstanding.
The Packers put themselves in a similar boat by sneaking into the playoffs with must-win wins in the last three weeks of the season. They then proceeded to blow through the playoffs like an invisible shank to Jay Cutler's knee. They did this all with a total of 80+ missed games due to injuries to Week 1 starters, and then, just for good measure, Charles Woodson and Donald Driver got hurt mid-game.
At some point during the year, I'm convinced that Aaron Rodgers just decided that they weren't going to lose anymore, held a meeting, shared his opinion, and everybody cashed in on it, leading to your Super Bowl Champions list including Jordy Nelson and some guy named Brett Swain, who doesn't even have a picture on his Wikipedia page.
Coolest moment of the whole thing though? (Besides that awesome picture of Rodgers and Matthews on the podium that shows before Sportscenter) The fact that during the post-game interviews, Greg Jennings kept referring to Donald Driver as the Packers No. 1 Receiver, even though Jennings out-received Driver by 25 receptions and 700 yards during the regular season. Hell, Driver was 4th in yards. Except it was his team, his receiving core, and that was fine with everybody because of all the intangibles that he had provided.
And then there are the Mavs. The wonderful, wonderful Mavs. Sure they had Dirk, but who else? Jason Terry? He didn't even start. Jason Kidd? Way past his prime. There were exactly zero minutes in the series when Dallas had the talent on the floor advantage. But they won because they decided they were going to win. The popular opinion is that it happened right after Dwyane Wade knocked down the 3 in front of the Mavs' bench, but who's to say that it didn't happen the second that the tattoo artist finished putting the Larry O'Brien Trophy on Jason Terry's arm. Everybody was watching Lebron James last summer while Dirk & Co. re-signed and got better. I'm convinced that at some point, the Mavs were walking out of practice and somebody said, "Let's win the Finals," and that was it. It was done.
Simmons really hit the nail on the head in his retro-diary of Game 6. In his second-to-last paragraph he says, "When Dirk briefly disappeared under the arena after the final buzzer, presumably to cry and collect himself, it was the most genuine sports moment of the year. He barely made it, you could see him choking up. LeBron would have done it at midcourt in front of everyone, partly for effect, and maybe that's one of the biggest differences between them right now. You play basketball for you and your teammates, not for everyone else."
That last sentence really hits home with me. There's something about being on a team, a true team, that is absolutely impossible to replace with anything else. "You play basketball for you and your teammates, not for everyone else."
Although I didn't think about this at the time, looking back, it seems like the three teams that I talked about played without even realizing that there were people in the stands. As anybody who has ever played on a team with real chemistry knows, there's something special about that bond. You go through bad stuff together, you celebrate good stuff together, and you get to know each other better than you know just about anybody. My teammates and my coaches have taught me that if you're going into a foxhole, you don't always want the most talented, but you do want people who are going to fight like hell until the bitter end. You want people who won't let themselves lose and won't let you lose. These teams did that.
These guys proved to themselves and to their teammates that they were the best. There's a reason that announcers say that teams "shock the world," but nobody has ever claimed to be shocked themselves after a solid win. They always know. They always believe. These three teams firmly believed that they were the greatest teams in the world, and they set out to, and did, verify it.
1. Bill Simmons' new site, grantland.com, is excellent. I strongly recommend reading every article. And if you don't have time for that, just the ones by Simmons and Klosterman, and if you don't have time for that just the ones by Simmons, and if you don't have time for that, reevaluate your priorities. Thanks to morebaseball.com for the tip.
Moving on...
2. While being overpaid to stock shoes this morning, and still reveling in the scent of vanilla, choruses of angels (probably something having to do with Moses), soft summer breeze, and the faint sound of children laughing that have been following me (everybody? I can't be the only one, right?) since the Mavs beat the Heat, I realized that, although my father didn't accomplish the rare Quadruple Crown of having his favorite teams in the four major sports (Packers, Giants, Bulls, Blackhawks) holding championships, we did have a situation where every title that had been won in the past twelve months was won by teams that prided themselves on their team-first mentalities.
Now, because A) I don't really know enough about hockey to start putting pen to paper on it, and B) all hockey teams seem to be pretty unselfish, we're going to skip over the Blackhawks. I'm sorry. That leaves us with, in chronological order, the Giants, the Pack, and the Mavs.
After years of carrying around Barry Bonds in order to score more runs than other teams, the Giants finally felt guilty and decided to make up for it by not scoring any runs in the 2010 season.
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Actual Barry Bonds head to body size ratio |
Let's let that sink in.
The man is 35, which isn't too old until you think about the fact that he abandoned his amateur status (which they should really give you a card to carry around for) at age 16, in 1992. The man has a lot of innings under his belt. The Giants stayed within themselves, played for themselves, believed in themselves, and won. Outstanding.
The Packers put themselves in a similar boat by sneaking into the playoffs with must-win wins in the last three weeks of the season. They then proceeded to blow through the playoffs like an invisible shank to Jay Cutler's knee. They did this all with a total of 80+ missed games due to injuries to Week 1 starters, and then, just for good measure, Charles Woodson and Donald Driver got hurt mid-game.
At some point during the year, I'm convinced that Aaron Rodgers just decided that they weren't going to lose anymore, held a meeting, shared his opinion, and everybody cashed in on it, leading to your Super Bowl Champions list including Jordy Nelson and some guy named Brett Swain, who doesn't even have a picture on his Wikipedia page.
Coolest moment of the whole thing though? (Besides that awesome picture of Rodgers and Matthews on the podium that shows before Sportscenter) The fact that during the post-game interviews, Greg Jennings kept referring to Donald Driver as the Packers No. 1 Receiver, even though Jennings out-received Driver by 25 receptions and 700 yards during the regular season. Hell, Driver was 4th in yards. Except it was his team, his receiving core, and that was fine with everybody because of all the intangibles that he had provided.
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Yep, that's the one. |
Simmons really hit the nail on the head in his retro-diary of Game 6. In his second-to-last paragraph he says, "When Dirk briefly disappeared under the arena after the final buzzer, presumably to cry and collect himself, it was the most genuine sports moment of the year. He barely made it, you could see him choking up. LeBron would have done it at midcourt in front of everyone, partly for effect, and maybe that's one of the biggest differences between them right now. You play basketball for you and your teammates, not for everyone else."
That last sentence really hits home with me. There's something about being on a team, a true team, that is absolutely impossible to replace with anything else. "You play basketball for you and your teammates, not for everyone else."
Although I didn't think about this at the time, looking back, it seems like the three teams that I talked about played without even realizing that there were people in the stands. As anybody who has ever played on a team with real chemistry knows, there's something special about that bond. You go through bad stuff together, you celebrate good stuff together, and you get to know each other better than you know just about anybody. My teammates and my coaches have taught me that if you're going into a foxhole, you don't always want the most talented, but you do want people who are going to fight like hell until the bitter end. You want people who won't let themselves lose and won't let you lose. These teams did that.
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My favorite teammates |
Friday, May 27, 2011
Reflections
Last night was frustrating for me. Seeing the Bulls lose was tough, but in all honesty an NBA Championship was a stretch this year. D-Rose can only do so much (especially when he stops getting the ball to Luol in the 4th), and the team still needs to mature and figure out their identity. Yes, watching a thirteen point lead disappear in a matter of seconds was tough, but what was even worse was watching Lebron James flop, cry, bitch, and bullshit his way through that basketball game.
Before I get the "you hate him because he's the best" argument, I'll admit a few things:
1. Yes, he's the best player in the NBA. Not the most valuable to his team, but absolutely the best.
2. He's an adult and can play wherever he wants to play. He technically didn't owe Cleveland (home of your Major League Best Indians!) anything.
There. That's out of the way. Please wait a few minutes while I go confess to my sins of appreciating a douche bag.
Thanks for waiting.
The reason that Lebron James will never be better than Michael Jordan, will never be more valuable than Kobe Bryant, and will eventually get eclipsed by Derrick Rose and countless others is his inability to take responsibility for anything. He is 26 years old and an 8 year NBA vet, but if you were to ask him, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to hear him claim that none of his 1,233 career NBA fouls should have been called, and that none of his teams' 249 regular season losses were his fault.
That being said, I do think that Lebron James Game 5 performance was one of the most important of all time. Important in that every young athlete, before being allowed to compete in Little League, YMCA Basketball, Pop Warner football, or Mite hockey, must be required to watch James' reactions, his flops, and his "look at me" celebrations. If any of those kids ever do anything similar to what he did in that game, they should be banned from all competition for the rest of their lives.
Kobe Bryant is out to beat people. Michael Jordan went out to humiliate people. Derrick Rose is out to prove himself, and is humble enough to realize that he hasn't accomplished anything yet. Lebron James is out to make people watch him. He's not a competitor, he's an entertainer. Give him a Globetrotters uniform.
On a related note, is there anything worse than watching a sporting event that you're extremely invested in with someone who is cheering for the same outcome but is less invested than you are? "Young William," I hear you ask, "Are you talking about watching the Bulls with your mother?"
"Yes."
If you can't be with thousands of others cheering with you, sometimes the next best thing is to be absolutely alone. I was forced to leave my lucky chair in the family room after I was reprimanded by more than one person for reacting negatively to the flagrant foul called on Carlos Boozer (his first good defensive play of the series, also, clearly not a flagrant. He went for the ball, he made contact with the ball, he fouled in the process. He was forced to foul due to the angle of the drive. The NBA rulebook (No. 12, Part B, Section IV a.) states that a flagrant foul is called when there is "unnecessary" contact. Boozer's contact to James was necessary), leaving the much lower quality basement TV, a much less comfy chair, but much more inner peace as I could watch the game as I saw fit. This obviously wasn't ideal, so I propose the following:
We really need two separate airings of big games. That way, the more invested fans can watch, scream, and cry in peace, and then let the more casual fans see everything (maybe even condensed into a one hour special) later on that night. ESPN, let's talk.
Before I get the "you hate him because he's the best" argument, I'll admit a few things:
1. Yes, he's the best player in the NBA. Not the most valuable to his team, but absolutely the best.
2. He's an adult and can play wherever he wants to play. He technically didn't owe Cleveland (home of your Major League Best Indians!) anything.
There. That's out of the way. Please wait a few minutes while I go confess to my sins of appreciating a douche bag.
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While you wait, please notice: A. The score, B. Lebron being a baby, C. Dwyane Wade being embarrassed by Lebron's bitchiness |
The reason that Lebron James will never be better than Michael Jordan, will never be more valuable than Kobe Bryant, and will eventually get eclipsed by Derrick Rose and countless others is his inability to take responsibility for anything. He is 26 years old and an 8 year NBA vet, but if you were to ask him, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to hear him claim that none of his 1,233 career NBA fouls should have been called, and that none of his teams' 249 regular season losses were his fault.
That being said, I do think that Lebron James Game 5 performance was one of the most important of all time. Important in that every young athlete, before being allowed to compete in Little League, YMCA Basketball, Pop Warner football, or Mite hockey, must be required to watch James' reactions, his flops, and his "look at me" celebrations. If any of those kids ever do anything similar to what he did in that game, they should be banned from all competition for the rest of their lives.
Kobe Bryant is out to beat people. Michael Jordan went out to humiliate people. Derrick Rose is out to prove himself, and is humble enough to realize that he hasn't accomplished anything yet. Lebron James is out to make people watch him. He's not a competitor, he's an entertainer. Give him a Globetrotters uniform.
*******
On a related note, is there anything worse than watching a sporting event that you're extremely invested in with someone who is cheering for the same outcome but is less invested than you are? "Young William," I hear you ask, "Are you talking about watching the Bulls with your mother?"
"Yes."
If you can't be with thousands of others cheering with you, sometimes the next best thing is to be absolutely alone. I was forced to leave my lucky chair in the family room after I was reprimanded by more than one person for reacting negatively to the flagrant foul called on Carlos Boozer (his first good defensive play of the series, also, clearly not a flagrant. He went for the ball, he made contact with the ball, he fouled in the process. He was forced to foul due to the angle of the drive. The NBA rulebook (No. 12, Part B, Section IV a.) states that a flagrant foul is called when there is "unnecessary" contact. Boozer's contact to James was necessary), leaving the much lower quality basement TV, a much less comfy chair, but much more inner peace as I could watch the game as I saw fit. This obviously wasn't ideal, so I propose the following:
We really need two separate airings of big games. That way, the more invested fans can watch, scream, and cry in peace, and then let the more casual fans see everything (maybe even condensed into a one hour special) later on that night. ESPN, let's talk.
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